This bike was chained up in front of MG Lifetime Fitness for at least 2 months. I finally took a photo of it, with a clever story line dancing in my head. Something on the order of: "Somebody shoot this fucking bike and put it out of it's misery!"
But, I noticed yesterday that it's gone. So much for that inspiration.
See Bill, it's not easy writing these things. You can only do it when the creative juices are flowing. Or at least the beer.