Some lowlife mother****er stole my Brooks running shoes today. I was in the shower at Lifetime Fitness after spin class. I usually put them in the locker with everything else, but, today I forgot. I came out of the shower, started dressing, and couldn't find my shoes. All I can say is, what lowlife, **** sucking ###hole, mother****ing SOB would steal a pair of size 13 shoes?
Nothing like walking in 20 degrees in your stocking feet and driving home the same way to piss a guy off. I can't believe it. Especially after talking fondly about them and looking forward to running on the beach. What a ****ing loser that would steal your shoes.