Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Lowlife mother****er out there

Some lowlife mother****er stole my Brooks running shoes today. I was in the shower at Lifetime Fitness after spin class. I usually put them in the locker with everything else, but, today I forgot. I came out of the shower, started dressing, and couldn't find my shoes. All I can say is, what lowlife, **** sucking ###hole, mother****ing SOB would steal a pair of size 13 shoes?
Nothing like walking in 20 degrees in your stocking feet and driving home the same way to piss a guy off. I can't believe it. Especially after talking fondly about them and looking forward to running on the beach. What a ****ing loser that would steal your shoes.


  1. Did you ever see the Seinfeld when George left his glasses on the lockers?

    Sorry about the shoes.

  2. How upset are you about losing your shoes?